Bad Kisser

Friends with the Ex by Benjamin Todd
It shouldn't be a big deal, but it is. We can't judge someone by their looks, or their clothes, religion, politics, or family. But the company they keep is open for any and all scrutiny....READ MORE | COMMENTS (1)

The Taxi Cab Analogy by Benjamin Todd
Men are like taxis; they drive around forever with their lights off, and the second they turns their lights on, they'll take whoever hops in the back first. I've heard all the other ones, comparing...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

The Ex's Best Friend by Benjamin Todd
It makes sense, right? A and B get along, B and C get along, why shouldn't A and C get along? I've had some pretty extensive talks about whether it's okay going after your ex's...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

How Old Is Too Old? by Benjamin Todd
So she's hasn't made me feel old yet. In fact, she's done the opposite. Her youthful optimism and energetic lifestyle make me feel young(er) and I can't get enough of her. Like I said in...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

It's All in the Follow Through by Benjamin Todd
Is it really so hard to do what you say you're going to do? I'm past the whole "saying you'll call and then disappear" thing; that move is for rookies. I'm talking about a little...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

But, I Found Porn by Benjamin Todd
"But I found PORN!" she said. Like that was supposed to be something incriminating. "Don't you think I should break up with him?" she prodded. Because of porn? What year is it again? Sorry, but...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

Faking It by Benjamin Todd
It's not that I don't appreciate the thought, but I know I'm not that good. I know my loud neighbor isn't that good, and I know most guys aren't as good as they think they...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)

The Boyfriend Girlfriend Conversation by Benjamin Todd
You like each other, right? So you hang out, date, whatever, and a month goes by and somehow you've never brought up the subject of where things are headed. God forbid you started sleeping together...READ MORE | COMMENTS (0)